No, you can't bloody well expect her to sit still or be quiet. She runs on nuclear dog biscuits and she'll overheat and melt down if she stops.

Peter Pan and a student.

This statue of Peter Pan is one of the things I remember more vividly from my first visit to London in 1986.

Lulu wants to fly to Never-Never Land.

Base of the Peter Pan statue.

Top of the Peter Pan statue.

All lined up, like a carnival shooting gallery.

This swan asked for my identification then told me to move along.

Insert D&D "high bluff rating" joke here.

Hi, I'm Ansel Adams.

I C U in THAR!

Duckies!